Allo Geeza..    Me ears dat ou compooter is meessin hup on ya.. Diz hit got wun hoff dem virussses wot tis li floo butt wots not floo coz its a pooter.Ave ou tried bashin it wuff a ammer.Hit probhibly woodnt work but maybee mak ou feel better.Hopz dat ou gitz hit fixeded soun.Did ya gitz dat nu carbs fitted to Robbin OOD ? So hope dat ou haves a guud weak-hen

Sunday. tomarrow. Nov 1, I will be singing. if anyone wants to listen, goto hjprovoice.com~ click on listen live and then scroll down and click listen live again, wait and it will come up.
Now this is a church, and those that have listened before, think I am the song leader, I AM NOT THE SONG LEADER! I will INTRODUCE MYSELF.  and I will be singing a song called "at the midnight cry" It starts at 10:30 central time in the usa,  not any sooner, and service is done by noon, I sing somewhere in between there, usually around 11:15
london is 6 hours difference. fickle aka krystal

BLUDEE COMPEWTARZ !!!

A notice GG is complainin  but yoo never ever yell at er. wots up wif that!!!!

u's a great man
got them winin's fightion ove u

Yoo keep makin us wimen jelus an yoo ar goin to end up all alone. Us wimen dunt like to share, so yoo is gonna ave to pic Pogsterstien. an thats a fact!!!!!

Alo me Darlin'.....Well all I 'as got to saye is Am trooly disapoynted in yoo lukin for crumpit in Eyelind of all playces.....And yoo sed I was enuff for yoor 'Ot pashins....I 'ave got the 'Ump wiv yoo for shure.....yoo 'as reely hurtid me feelins and 'A fawt we 'Ad an unastandin butween us.....If I aint enuff for yoo 'A will go luk for sum man ooo is interestid in me.....and lykes to  frow lettis an stuff....Oh...... an sumwun 'as gone an payntid me car oringe ta luk lyke a pumkin.....They is only jelus of me and yoo and and A FINK A noos 'OOO it is.....menshunin no namyes, but she is in fawr it wen 'A get me 'Ands on 'Er....not as in 'Er yoor sista but 'Er ooo payntid me car FINKins she is clever....anyways Pogs me darlin...A still luvs yoo ssooo mutch an A mite fawgive Yoo if yoo sya sorry ta yoor 'Ottness.....

Sparkilarse   Kiss.....

Sumbody paneted Glitterasrses car orange, to look like a pumkin, hahahaha Wot a terribal fing to do. I fink she did it to erself to git atinshun,
ficky

Ah Crap...  ou meens dat der is too fings wotz kalled crumpits,,,Only crumpitz wot i nose is dem kaind wot laydeeze crumpitz....  

Er Ottness woz on me page and see'ed the mesage.. ..  den i no'ed dat der kood bee troublez brewin...

but if you keepz hit two ou self, me wool av a luke four sum hoff dem crumpitsz wots not crumpitz but wot you siad is crumpitz  OK

Found this one's letter only 3 month after you Hehehe Hope youe weekend is going well love nicki

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FROM: titipp
Female
24 years old
alabama, Alabama
United States

SUBJECTS: hello

Hi Good day my name is titi i am a young beautiful girl
i am looking for a good friend who understand the meaning
friendship i like meeting with new people in a defferent
part of the world i like nature and the blue sea
i will like you to contact me back through my email so that
i will send you my picture and also know you very well
hope we can move from here waiting for your reply.
titi23_diane@yahoo.com

  crumpitz...  oh you needz ta bee karefool cause datz gonna make er ottness vwery gelous

ou-day..    ow's ya keepin mate....  yeah wetstuff.... 4 sure dat is wot me boaat fink goes on....  bit we av ad soe much wetstuff fallin fran dat sky fing wot is hi up dat me finks me boaat fing wool be hable to go hon da road fing wot is blak.Me will du a movy klip hoff da vee-hate but kant do hit noo cos da boat fing is hon wan hoff dem fings wot doz hav weels like a karr but haz got no hingin,but what stics to a karr fing.. ohhhh oh yeah tray-lors dems kolled., But tiz nut lyke won hoff dem tray-lors wot peoplez doz liv hin.....   Soe told me.... did ou getz dem parts wot ou needed to put more claperz outa hit ?

Ou Do matey,,,,    

Hey white Monkey,

 I only try to understand you glangs and Jaggons... I am also fed up about you... I only intrested in your sister that said to be fancies me....  why can't you put your real picture or this is how you really looked horrable.... I am affraid oooooooooooooo.

Bye... and see no more.

Good Joke !

There's this nymphomaniac bird living in London,who get's so frustrated because she cant find a geezer who can satisfy her,that she decides to travel in search of someone who can, she packs her bags and makes her way through various towns and villages,shagging every bloke that she can get her hands on,but still isnt satisfied.........Eventually she ends up in a tiny village,on the north coast of Cornwall,but after staying several days and wearing many men out,she decides to give up,and get the bus back to London.........Then,at the bus stop,she see's a big strong Cornish farmer's lad, who's standing in the feild that he's just finished ploughing...and all of a sudden he pick's up the huge plough and chuck's it over the five foot high hedge........upon seeing this,and his big shiny muscles....she goes over to him and says..."Hi my name is Mary and i'm a nymphomaniac from London! and i want Shaggin"..........The farmers boy then replie's....."so do i Missiz!....Iv'e just ploughed the wrong field

Alo Me Faivrite Pogster. The sun come out today an yesterday too. so A am appy, verry appy. Alltho the wind as blown me ouse to the nex cownty, The sun is still shineingg. So A cantt comeplane. A am feelin bedder so A juss want yoo to no, A luv yoo moor than a sunny day!!!!!! kiss kiss kiss ficky

Ou Do LadHope fings is guud wuff ou.....   Ma ad a bladdy hoffle dey ye-turd-day as me tinternets was broked.Keeped it hoff hall blaady dey de did .....  BUTT   wow  ou telled me dat ou has pot a tunned in-jun in dat rally car wot dat arry pinggk does go rolly racin drivin in....... And nuu carps tooo   .  Dats tis gona soond like evan dat is..  ou will av 2 du anutter documentae wuff the nu 2.1leeter....  oh yes..  Butt me.... me luvs Vee-ates  oh dey makes a noise soooo sweeeet dat babies du stap cryin wen dey starts hup...

as ou planed ny moor modifications four dat der rally vechicicicle